Thermals and supercomputers are apparently the reason why the PS5 console is bigger than yo momma.

Fighter space-jets! Space lasers! The unmistakeable sound of a TIE Fighter speeding through space like last night’s curry working its way through your intestines! Here’s the first trailer and details on EA’s next game set in a galaxy far, far away, Star Wars Squadrons.

This just in from our Water is Wet news department: The PlayStation 5 is probably going to cost you a lot.

This comes after several reports that the game was a remaster of the 2018 PS4 Spider-Man with an added expansion pack.

Leaked ahead of schedule last week on the Xbox store, EA took to Twitter with a better tease for the game, which features images decked out with the legends of “Pilots wanted” and “Remember why we fly”.

While I’m probably going to leave my PS5 covered with something more attractive (like a 3D-printed Xbox shell just to REALLY piss people off), I’m still looking forward to seeing what it’s capable of over the next few years. Until then, I’m also howling with laughter over the memes that have been spawned since last night.

Stray is currently being developed by Montpellier-based BlueTwelve Studio, with a focus on mixing fast-paced action with good ol’ puzzle solving from a cat’s perspective.

Featuring New York’s newest web-slinger as he takes to the streets and skyscrapers, the idea of Miles Morales continuing to shine as the Spider-Man for a new generation hit a homerun straight out of Yankee Stadium. Here’s the caveat though: Miles Morales isn’t getting his own game. He’s getting an expansion.