The perpetually moving hype train continues to charge on even though it doesn’t really have many new passengers.

Given that Team Reptile’s older games drew so heavily from that funky SEGA classic Jet Set Radio, it makes sense that they’d eventually get around to making a proper homage.

Is de-announced a thing? A feel like it could be a thing, especially in this instance.

The spider - mankind’s most ancient and deadly nemesis. As a licensed Kill It With Fire exterminator, it’s time to fight back! Gather your arsenal and pursue the eight-legged menace on a journey across suburbia – although not necessarily in that order.

Kingdoms of Amalur, that swell game from the past with a very silly new strapline that I secretely adore, has a date! Which you just read in the headline above and dammit my clickbait is slipping. THQ Nordic has announced that it’ll be dropping like it’s hot on September 8. Here’s the fancy-pants announcement trailer to celebrate the rebirth of this underrated gem from a bygone era of…the early 2010s.

There’s very little to go on at the moment, but the image posted to the Shadow Warrior Twitter makes it pretty clear that something is in the works.

Grab your guitar and slap a pair of drum sticks together, because hard rock adventure No Straight Roads has a new August release date.

Lock down the cooling fans! Hoist the RAM sails that have RGB features because why the hell not and secure the terror-floppy graphics cards down below. Crysis is coming back yo!