Doomslayers better get ready, because a trip to heaven and a return to Hell on Earth await them in the first campaign DLC for DOOM Eternal.

There are still those who are willing to get up at the crack of dusk and boot up their console to find him for you. People who’ll risk digital life and limb to let you know if Xur is selling a treasure or rubbish. I just so happen to be one of those people. Maybe you’re stuck at work and can only log in later tonight. In that case: Where is Xur?

If Scorn looks like it took a few pages from Swiss surrealist artist H.R Gigers book of techno-organic boners, then you’re not the only one that thinks that way. Development on this game began in 2014 at Ebb Software, with lead designer Ljubomir Peklar leading the charge on a game that is described as a mix of first-person horror and non-linear adventure.

Surprisingly, Troy Baker and Nolan North haven’t been brought on to voice a souped-up Ford Fiesta and other assorted engine noises, but characters within Dirt 5’s narrative mode. Baker will be the managerial angel on your shoulder who guides you throughout your career, while North will be putting on a black hat as the primary antagonist in Dirt 5 who’s like totally better at you than the vroom vroom stuff.

What will Microsoft be showing off? Team Green promised “a lot”, and while my expectations are somewhat tempered, I hope that translates to a few first-party surprises and some third-party treats. Here’s everything being announced today.

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There are no weapons or mats in Party Royale — it’s all about just hanging out and having fun. No Sweat. All Chill. Let’s Party!

An HD remaster of me accidentally killing Tali again when I choose between an army of nigh-unstoppable robot AI and a fleet of space hobos? I don’t know if I’m ready for that.