The good, the bad and the ugly of the last week! Brought to you by McVitie’s Smile Edible Smile Bones! Yes, it’s a jar of flavoured teeth and don’t ask us how we got them!

We’re sorry to report that due to Stage 2 intro-shedding, Crit-com will have to initiate rolling blackouts on introductory paragraphs.

A post so darn good, that it doesn’t even need a proper intro and I can write whatever I want here hurpde durp look at me I’m a magical unicorn who discovered how to wRiTe iN SpOnGeBoB MeMe tExT I Am tHe bEsT.

Welcome to the weekly wrap-up! You asked for it, we hired a flunky on Fiver to write it and I put the backbreaking effort of putting my name on the byline to complete it!

You asked, we listened and Geoff managed to sucker at least one person into helping me out with this post and being brave enough to not just venture into the comments section, but actually set up shop there. Thanks Hammer! With that labour of love being assigned to someone else, I’ve got no issue with bringing back the good, the bad and the ugly of the week, albeit with a few tweaks here and there.

It’s Friday the 13th! In the month of Halloween! That probably means we’re all going to die! In the unlikely event that we make it through the day unscathed and still bound to this mortal realm, I planned to spend my weekend converting no good orcs into once willing to fight alongside me.

I did not hit her, it’s not true it’s bullcrap I did not her! I did naaaaaht…Oh hi guys. I’m so glad you’re here. With Zoe no longer with us and Geoff’s connection to Eskom’s power grid about as dead as my chances of ever getting Gavin to shut up about this “soccer” game, that leaves me with the responsibility of making damn sure that a Best Of The Week post is written.

There’s no pithy preamble, no stories about how my life is going. Instead, just bitterness and resentment. I’m kidding though! It’s Friday – it’s rapidly approaching beer o’ clock and it’s going to be a great weekend.