With Cyberpunk 2077 on the way, that drive to customise your Night City resident will involve you tinkering with the character select screen to create a persona that you can wield across multiple dialogue branches and action scenes. You’ll also get a chance to customise the most important part of your Cyberpunk character: Their upstairs bits and downstairs gentleman sausage.
Fun buns. Angel cakes. Bra buddies. Since the dawn of time, man has been obsessed with boobs and nobody knows why. Like magnets that work on your eyeballs, Fairy pillows and flopdoodles have been the very reason why humanity has gone to war for millennia, starting with Helen of Troy launching a thousand ships in the general vicinity of her …
Dead or Alive 6 aims to make players aware of its pedigree, not just by toning down the chesty physics, but also by heightening its action. To do so, the latest sequel is aiming to outfit its more buxom characters with outfits that would realistically create more restrictive movement up top so that characters can move more naturally.
Negligee: Love Stories is the first completely uncensored to be released on Steam. Released last week, the game has been right at the core of debates around sex in games. The game hasnow been pulled for sale in 28 countries just a week after release. It violates censorship laws in several countries, including South Africa.
Just a few months ago, Valve decided to crack down on adult-themed games on Steam, removing a hefty chunk of games with sexually explicit themes. The company eventually backtracked on that plan, saying that it would only ban games that were illegal or trolling. Now they’re letting explicit sex games on the digital storefront. They’ve now allowed the first sexually explicit game on the store.
Metal Gear Solid V was a very good game, right up until it wasn’t. I know I say that a lot, but I really enjoyed sneaking my way around Afghanistan and the Angola-Zaire border region. And then I finished Chapter 1, and realised what an absolute load of wank the whole story was – especially given that it didn’t really …
Koei-Tecmo has released an official statement on their decision to not release Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 in the West. Unfortunately, it says close to nothing.
Sakura Spirit is a visual novel that basically serves as an excuse to see anime boobs. Sounds like a winner to me!
Humans want connection and the internet is so far the best connection machine. A …
A spooky European village. Properly scary castle mania. Vampires. Werewolves! The only thing more frightening, is a glimpse at your empty bank account when it comes to deciding whether or not you can grab Resident Evil Village this month. Capcom's successor to its long-running survival-horror franchise is finally out, and if you've read our review then you know the game is a winner on multiple levels.
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