An HD remaster of me accidentally killing Tali again when I choose between an army of nigh-unstoppable robot AI and a fleet of space hobos? I don’t know if I’m ready for that.

And no, Mass Effect Andromeda doesn’t count. It’s not a parody if it’s official! What Mass Affect is on the other hand, is a weird combination of that beloved space opera franchise, an animation style that looks like it liberally borrowed a few aesthetic touches from Rick & Morty, and a third-person action game. Only much less subtle. I’ll still give it a go!

Now, some of you might be thinking, “It’s obviously Dragon Age,” but then why not just say that? It’s SUSPICIOUS.

Due to differences in regional currencies outside of the United States, older EA games have become incredibly overpriced.

This generation’s been one filled with remastered and remakes, and while some of them have been outstanding (yes, I’m talking about you, Resident Evil 2 ), other have barely been given a facelift. Given what we know about the next-generation of consoles, we should see fewer remakes and remasters from companies keen to exploit their existing libraries for quick cash.

If the Bioware from a decade ago managed to nail time travel, hopped into the hot tub time machine and jumped forward a few years, they’d probably be horrified by the future that awaited them. Once the leading name in character-driven adventure games, the Bioware of today isn’t exactly setting the house on fire with its latest offerings.

In a cover feature on Polygon, Bioware bosses have assured that Mass Effect isn’t dead…it’s just resting.

There’s a certain expectation that fans have for games from certain studios. Blizzard? There better be shoulder pads the size of aircraft carriers on the game models. Platinum Games? Enough action to make a Michael Bay film festival look like a showcase for pacifism. When it comes to Bioware, fans of that developer want story, nuanced characters and a history …