It's Black Friday and you would honestly be insane if you venture into the malls today. If you dare brave the crowds, here's what you can expect to see in cinemas.

Gotta go fast! Oh, wait, sorry, Sonic isn't out yet, it's just Ford v Ferrari

If you follow me on Twitter, you'll know I've had a week from hell, so I don't have much to say here other than I'm glad it's finally the weekend and there are new movies in cinemas to give me a much-needed distraction.

After a hectic week, I am so sleep deprived that I can't think of anything to put here. Not as sleep-deprived as Kervyn though, who got about 30 minutes of shut-eye to make sure that the Terminator: Dark Fate review was ready for today. I'd say give him a round of applause, but ssshhhh, let's rather let him rest.

Wondering what to do with that payday money burning a hole in your pocket? You've got options with this week's new cinema releases.

Cosplayers, rejoice! Maleficent: Mistress of Evil is here to make your jaw drop.

You can happily skip past the "big releases" of this week and head straight to Bong Joon Ho's highly acclaimed black comedy horror Parasite. Everything else isn't really worth your time.

Possibly the most divisive film in years, the highly anticipated Joker comes to cinemas this week. Love it or loathe it, at least we guarantee you won't be bored.