You’ll have to wait a little longer to dive off BMX bikes and stylishly fall to the earth with that sparkly wingsuit you unlocked. At least, I hope you unlock a sparkly wingsuit.

Perhaps the next entry in the beloved post-apocalyptic RPG will feature an entirely new point and view and combat…

Although I don’t know if being allowed to place one of those things in your kitchen could be described as “winning” anything, unless you’re the Microsoft guy tasked with just getting rid of them all.

Look, I get that we’re all hungry for news about next-gen consoles but are we really THAT hungry?

Which is basically saying, “Yeah, I guess Game Pass is cool but we’re just not vibing with it, you know?”

If Sony doesn’t equipped all the cargo planes carrying loads of PlayStation 5’s with speakers that constantly blare out “Flight of the Bumblebees”, what are we even doing? With the world’s eyes on Sony just before they announce pricing on the PlayStation 5 on 16 September (hopefully), the next question comes down to how exactly are we going to get …

Which makes sense because it’s definitely going to take time to make a game look that gorgeous.

Though it’s no cause for concern, rally fans! It’s only by a few weeks so you shouldn’t have to wait too long to get your tires nice and dirty!