I just flew in from Joburg and boy are my arms almost tired as this stale joke! HEYOH SELF-OWN!

Welcome to the good, the bad and the ugly! The only weekly wrap-up that yells at clouds and people who enjoy Ed Sheeran concerts!

If you could emigrate to another universe from anywhere across all of time, space and fiction, where would you apply for residence?

What would Brian Boitano do for The Good, the Bad and the Ugly of the week? He’d do two Salchows and a triple Lutz! While wearing a blindfold! That’s what Brian Boitano would do!

Which arcade game that isn't Time Crisis is the very best in your opinion? Sound off below and let’s start reminiscing yo.

Critical Hit, the only website that gives sound advice. Can’t remember who sang that song that you really like? Record yourself singing it, upload it to YouTube and in seconds the copyright strike system will let you know which artist is responsible for it. Easy!

In today’s society, we have two such ways to get your pits smelling good: A spray-on deodorant which commercials always show being applied to everywhere but your olfactory dispensers beneath your arms, and a stick of concentrated fragrance that you can just roll on. Which is best?

I’ll be straight up and say I’ve never played a Diablo game. I’m one of those millennials that worships Ratchet and Clank and Jak and Daxter as my gaming heritage. See, I only got a beefy computer when I finished high school, so for the longest time I was never ever able to delve into the world of PC gaming. …