What would Brian Boitano do for The Good, the Bad and the Ugly of the week? He’d do two Salchows and a triple Lutz! While wearing a blindfold! That’s what Brian Boitano would do!
Best story of the week
Sure, the infrastructure for Google’s new Stadia game streaming service may be wildly inaccessible to many of us, but the very existence of this software is momentous stuff. We’re moving towards an era of piecemeal streaming, where video games are dropped into our screens on a bit by bit schedule. What makes Stadia feel special, is that it has the potential to make video games accessible by any device in any location, provided that the infrastructure is up to scratch.
It may take a while to get there, but a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. And a tape copy of I’m Gonna Be by The Proclaimers.
Worst story of the week
Maybe it’s impossible to enforce, maybe it’s scare-mongering at it’s very worst, but the very fact that we have a vaguely-worded and draconian Censorship Bill that is a literal signature away from being signed into law is a very worrying piece of news for our gaming industry. We may not be as massive as many a first-world nation out there, but I challenge you to find a community more dedicated and passionate about gaming than South Africa.
We’re the nice guys who love the medium, the strangely-accented teammates who the Yanks always confuse for Australians and we’re having a blast in an era that allows us to share our moments and broadcast them to the world. If the Film and Publications board get their way though, we could all soon be be criminals in their eyes.
And you know what? So be it. I’d rather be an outlaw than an obedient slave. Fight the power, crank up the Judas Priest and let’s get ready to break the law.
WTF story of the week
Aliens vs Predator. In a football game. With dedicated and themed teams. I don’t know what we did to deserve not getting this game, but I can only assume it revolved around being horribly cruel to puppies if we accrued this much negative karma.
Comment of the week
Because I’m a petty inaction figure of a man and I never miss the chance to giggle at a subtle jab, this week’s best comment belongs to Guz and his one request for the upcoming Diablo TV series:
As long as I don’t need to stream it to my phone I’ll be happy…
Header image of the week
I got better!
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Niffelheim Review– I’ve taken a Viking to this
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Last Updated: March 22, 2019
March 22, 2019 at 14:49
No, Darryn, don’t eat those chicken wings, they’re really spicy!
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings, I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.
[getting way more agro]
I’VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!
March 22, 2019 at 16:58
Hail to the ‘Priest baby.