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Best Story
You’d think that news of one of Sony’s greatest visionaries leaving the company in June would be a bad story, but I have an alternative take. With Kaz Hirai preparing to step down from the Japanese giant after 35 years, the man has more than earned a few days off. When Hirai leaves, he does so with a legacy of excellence and success behind him.
That’s encouraging. That’s the kind of mark that we should all aspire to. Or in three simple words: Thank you Kaz.
Worst Story
Fun fact: I love Man of Steel and Batman V Superman: Yawn of Justice, but not as superhero movies. They’re magnificent and nihilistic takes on the genre, with some fantastic action beats to them that completely lose the plot when it comes to why superheroes are important to our culture. Director Zack Snyder demonstrated just how far off his vision for the DC cinematic universe really was this weekend past at a panel.
Because while the man may be able to perfectly translate ideas to the silver screen, that talent falls apart when he’s in charge of those ideas. Nah, just kidding. EA laying off 350 employees because their shareholders probably want to buy new yachts? That’s the real tragedy of this week.
WTF Story
Look, if you honestly believe that this “leak” for the Dual Shock 5 controller on the PlayStation 5 is real, then do I have some genuine snake oil to sell you. Get it while it’s hot!
Comment of the Week
Pariah gets the No-Prize this week, for uncovering the real truth behind load-shedding:
It’s a strategy. If you can’t see the balot papers in the dark, there’s a chance you’ll still vote ANC.
Header image of the week

I don’t know why, but apparently a header image of a tiny dick is apparently A-grade content. Go figure.
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Last Updated: March 29, 2019
Pariah
March 29, 2019 at 14:21
Oh I do love a good no-prize! Now, where’d I put my torch?
Magoo
April 1, 2019 at 13:16
Congrats man!
More like the no-love because no one cares anymore. 🙁
Admiral Chief
March 29, 2019 at 14:37
Rodent romance……….
[logs off internet until April]
Yahtzee
March 29, 2019 at 14:37
Rodent wot?!?
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 29, 2019 at 15:15
Makes me long for the innocent days of hamsters and duct tape.
RinceThis
March 29, 2019 at 15:15
oi!
Pariah
March 29, 2019 at 15:34
*Oui!
RinceThis
March 29, 2019 at 17:16
Non!
Sageville
April 1, 2019 at 10:15
Aahhh….
alt.binaries.hamster.duct.tape
Original Heretic
March 29, 2019 at 15:06
Regarding Justice League…
There’s video footage of Snyder confirming that there IS a cut that he put together.
The Snyder Cut is real.
Now, will it ever see the light of day? Probably not. But goddam now I’m curious. Especially after all the stuff that’s been leaked about it over the past while.
RinceThis
March 29, 2019 at 15:06
You keep believing bro! That’s what matters!
RinceThis
March 29, 2019 at 15:06
You keep believing bro! That’s what matters!
Kervyn Cloete
March 29, 2019 at 15:33
There probably is a cut. But it would be in such a raw state that you couldn’t really release it. And even he has said that even before he started filming, he was always already asked to change the script.
RinceThis
March 29, 2019 at 15:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=59&v=i82528KGDdo I imagine this is what Darryn’s parents go through when asking him to take off his batman suit…