Yesterday’s Night City Wire dive had a whole bunch of new content to show off for Cyberpunk 2077, revealing more of a game that so far looks downright stunning, detailed and features a world where Keanu Reeves will never truly die. But like everyone else, I need to know more about how whoopie stick customisation will factor into the game.

With Cyberpunk 2077 on the way, that drive to customise your Night City resident will involve you tinkering with the character select screen to create a persona that you can wield across multiple dialogue branches and action scenes. You’ll also get a chance to customise the most important part of your Cyberpunk character: Their upstairs bits and downstairs gentleman sausage.

DC’s Black label prides itself on being a haven for big name creators to work their magic on stories that are unburdened by continuity or age restrictions. There may be a line with the imprint that DC is not yet willing to cross however, as the recent Batman: Damned cocktroversy saw the publisher re-evaluate just how much freedom it wants to afford writers and artists in the future.

Thanks to a handy endowment slider in the game, players now have the opportunity to adjust their manhood from Earthworm Jim through to Gleaming Love Sword size in Conan: Exiles.

Been dying to see Geralt of Rivia act out scenes like those seen in The Order? Well it's not going to happen.

The latest ad for the PS Vita to come out of Japan is based on an old penis joke - will it help ship units?

Meet the strangest cult in all of Rust, who don't believe in pants at all.

Ten-year-old Kade Goodman’s Christmas – and quite possibly his life – was ruined by the unfortunate sight of exposed male genitalia, when it was discovered that the used PSP he’d received for festivus contained an explicit picture of a penis. The offending image was discovered by the lad’s 13 year old brother, who found it in the background images. Kade’s …