Wandering adventurer, savage barbarian, the greatest swordswoman of the Hyborian Age...yep, sounds like Red Sonja to me!

Maybe you prefer a lead character in an anime who knows what his life-mission is, and intends to accomplish it with a swing of a half-ton of iron that can go through monsters like a hot knife through butter. I am of course, talking about Guts. Or Gutsu, I think. Anime dubs are weird.

Beyond genetic discrimination, there’s one other big problem with being a mutant: Giant robots. Or more specifically, giant Sentinel robots which can lock on to a mutant power signature and introduce Homo Superior to Machina Hand Laser. Still think being a mutie is cool?

The real Green Lantern isn’t Deadpool in a horribly animated super-suit. Green Lantern is cocky, bold and willing to take risks. He’s the original man without fear, a space-cop with jurisdiction over not just our planet, but an entire quadrant of the galaxy. And he also wields the most formidable weapon in the galaxy.

Tom Hiddleston nailed the role of the adopted son of Odin, to the point where I pretty much would have no problem with him ruling all nine realms. Seriously, King Loki! What could possibly go wrong? Just remember to kneel before him.

Imagine being on the wrong side of a Batman who also happens to be especially grumpy on the night before Christmas. That’s the idea behind Batman: Noel, which placed a Dark Knight spin on a Christmas Carol. Yes, Batman was essentially Ebenezer Scrooge, but with more leather, Batarangs and fist-based justice. It was awesome.

Anyway you look at it, Iron Man just oozes great design. Five feature film appearances have resulted in dozens and dozens of Iron Man armour suits, with the most recent prosthesis being the Mark 43 from Avengers: Age of Ultron. And I think I’ve finally found a version of the suit that will fit me.

Ever wanted to introduce absolute zero to somebody who really deserves it? I can't help you there. But I can help you with the illusion of doing so, with this Captain Cold weapon replica.