You can do an awful lot in seven hours, but beta test an upcoming multiplayer game? That seems like a bit of a stretch if you ask us.

So how big are Dimitrescu’s feet that you perverts want to smash you in the face? Bigger than the current world record holder's stompers, by a good couple of inches.

Capcom has a big year ahead of it, as Monster Hunter Rise is out in a few days and will then be followed shortly by Tall Vampire Lady Fan Art Generator 3000 aka Resident Evil Village. Anticipation is building up for the latest entry in Capcom’s undead series, and in a world where video games are the best escape from all too real horrors, it’ll probably sell gangbusters as well.

Remember kids, if an email looks too good to be true then it most likely is! Fight the urge to play Resident Evil early and be stepped on by Tall Vampire Lady!

Inspiration can come from the most unlikely of sources, but seeing a faint link between Capcom’s next Resident Evil game and cult classic spooky clan next door The Addams Family? Yeah, I can see that have an impact on the creation of Resident Evil Village’s breakout character, Lady Dimitrescu.

Resident Evil Village is more than just a reason to publically declare my fetish for incredibly tall vampire ladies and find out that I’m not alone in my kink. At it’s core, it’s still a survival-horror game featuring all manner of danger skulking in the background and obstacles that can only be solved by figuring out devious puzzles. And it's going to be a big one at that.

It’s nice to know that the Resident Evil Village development team has a dedicated person who can answer and won't kink-shame you.

What makes the Japane-exlcusive Resident Evil Village collector's Edition so special? It just so happens to have a replica of of the coat Chris Redfield wears in the game, amongst other knick-knackery to get your bank account hot under the collar.