Nestle, an organisation more evil than SPECTRE or COBRA due to their recent efforts to steal all the water in the world, has finally gone too far.

Earlier today, you might have seen some social media rumblings of the chocolate being discontinued, but fret not: Peppermint Crisp is going nowhere.

Anyway, the point of this is that I miss Tempo, and I really, really hope that Cadbury brings it back one day. If not, there’s at least the Dairy Milk 5Star slab keep my sporadic sweet tooth sated. Now along with Tempo, what other foods, snacks and confections do you wish they’d bring back?

Edible boardgames. It's a thing now!

What’s that, you want to buy a whole lot of stuff from Raru, but you’re fresh out of money? Fear not, for those lovely people over at Cadbury have given us a R1000 voucher to give away to one lucky person. It could be you!

Want to skimp work, and possibly win a R1000 Raru voucher, compliments of Cadbury Dairy Milk Bubbly? You can do both with today's Work Avoidance!

I guess this article has absolutely no baring on any of you… maybe my interest stems directly from the fact that I’m fasting. Either way the site of a chocolate-cladded PS3 Phatboy with rice crispy treat controllers and edible games looks like something straight out of my soggiest fantasy. I can’t help but stair at this crazy torturous concoction and …