Surgery: It’s what happens when your doctor stabs you to life.

Just remember, slaughter is technically 88.8% laughter.

Just remember, you can ruin the day of anyone by telling them that they blink weirdly.

The more I think about it, the more I realise that hot chilli peppers are like laxatives for your sinuses.

Since Scooby Doo is always sneaking around looking for clues with the gang, he is by definition the original Snoop Dog.

I’d write something funny here, but I have a drug test tomorrow and I need to study for it.

Just remember: Bottled water is nothing more than enslaved moisture.

In brightest day, in blackest night, no meme shall escape my sight. Let those who worship dank meme’s might beware my power Green Darryn’s spite!