If you think about it, Dr Frankenstein is the world’s most successful bodybuilder.

And I’m back! Sorry for no round-up last week folks, but I was too busy riding down the Fury Road that is Midrand, on the way to Comic Con Africa. No worries though, because your regularly scheduled collection of links, memes and kudos is here!

Just remember, your nipples will always be older than your teeth.

Being careless is a bad thing, but being carefree is a good thing.

Let’s be honest: Plant-based hamburgers are actually shamburgers.

It must be terrible for giraffes when they need to vomit.

If a pregnant woman went to space, would she be a mothership?

Just remember, nobody owns an unused mirror.