Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because NINTENDO SIXTY FOUR and a remote control car.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy wondering if Geoff was still alive.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy duct taping air conditioner units to our bodies

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy discussing the importance of pizza toppings.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy dying at the hand of Geoff’s awful dad jokes.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy struggling with Internet speeds straight from the Stone Age.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy explaining macro photography.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy calling each other 'asshole' with an emoticon of Gavin's face.