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Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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Work Avoidance Wednesday: Wolfenstein 3D

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May 6, 2015
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Threes! yanked from Google Play for using 2048 as search term

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May 6, 2015
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The new Mortal Kombat X PC patch deletes saves, and has been pulled

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May 6, 2015
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Goat Simulator adds zombies and bad mental images with GoatZ

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May 5, 2015
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In Other News – 5 May, 2015

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May 5, 2015
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Puzzle & Dragons Z + Puzzle & Dragons Super Mario Bros. Edition review

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May 5, 2015
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“Kill the F*ggot” developer issues a statement

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May 5, 2015
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There’s an “Iga” Castlevania successor coming

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May 5, 2015
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