Thanks to the almost ridiculous success of Jurassic World, we’ve seen quite a few box office records broken this week. But that wasn’t the only movie about dinosaurs that entered the history books. And unfortunately for recently resigned head Sepp Blatter and the rest of his decrepit cabal at FIFA, their movie is going down in history for all the …

Let’s not be coy: Kick-Ass 2 sucked. And in my opinion, there was one single reason for that suckage: No Matthew Vaughn. The fan-favourite director/co-writer of the first film may have hand-picked Jeff Wadlow to be his replacement, but there’s simply no getting around the fact that the guy who made Never Back Down is nowhere close to being in …

After watching the trailer for Jerry Jamerson’s Captive I was reminded of how each year on 18 June the team at Themovies.co.za are also held against our will as Kervyn celebrates his birthday by showing us slides of all the haircuts he’s had over his many many many many years. However, on re-watching the trailer I think I may have been a …

While the genetic mutations of Jurassic World tear the box office apart, they are not the only terrible lizards who lurk among movies… Last Updated: June 18, 2015

When it was first announced back in 2005 that Daniel Craig was going to be the new James Bond, every tabloid rag worth its trashy salt (and even a few big time publications) were all running variations of the very droll headline of “James Blonde?”. Craig of course ended up having much darker locks when he eventually debuted as 007 …

I guess it’s true what they say: You just can’t keep a good bad guy down. Especially if he’s Michael Myers. The unstoppable mask-wearing, knife-wielding maniac has been a mainstay of the Hollywood slasher scene since John Carpenter introduced him to the world in the 1978 seminal horror classic Halloween. The movie has spawned 7 sequels since then and 2002 …

It has barely been a week since Jurassic World has been released, and already it has written itself into the history books several times over by smashing through several records with its $511 million opening weekend. So naturally, people are already talking about a possible sequel. With the movie only just being released though, there’s obviously not much info out …

If you’ve never watched a Lifetime movie, then this following trailer may not have as much impact for you. Also, you’re very lucky. The US TV network Lifetime has made an infamous name for itself with made-for-TV movies that are usually poorly directed, cliche-infested hokum at best, and factually inaccurate, lawsuit attracting biopics starring no-name actors at worst. So the …