How do you explain a movie without giving away the catch, but still indulge in all kinds of witty wordplay? You don’t write about Angel Heart. Yet here we are, so this will be a dull as paint write-up. Because you really shouldn’t know much of anything before seeing this brilliant horror. Last Updated: August 26, 2013

We’ve spoken before about how cool the concept art for Neil Blomkamp’s Elysium is. It’s pretty much the bastard child of anime and District 9, with some video games thrown in for some good measure. I dog how the world that MATT DAMON and co live in happens to have a grimy look to it, possibly because he actually lives …

As I worship at the blue police box altar of Doctor Who, I promptly ruined my trousers at the news that Christopher Eccleston had been cast as the Dark Elf Malekith in Thor: The Dark World. If you were just as excited to see ol’ Number Nine as one of Thor’s most memorable enemies as I was, then you’re were probably also …

I’ve got to be honest, waking on Friday to find my Twitter stream flooded with “NOOOOOO NOT THAT NEWB COCK SUX” and hearing that Ben Affleck was now Batman, was surprising to say the least. While a million new Batman experts seemed to spring up from nowhere overnight, presumably having been in the shadows all along, I was optimistic towards the news …

Beer, bones and borror. Hey give me a break, I didn’t want to break the chain of B’s. Three new films debuted over the North American box office weekend, and all three fell before another movie with a rpominent B in it’s name. And from there, it just got worse for any Hollywood executives looking to make some cash that …

If I mention the name Tony Jaa, most of you will probably know who that is. He’s the guy that managed to bring Street Fighter ultimate combos to the big screen, and make them even more badass by insisting that everything be filmed while he’s either on fire or downright crazy. Usually, this was a case of both. The thing …

Now we do love us some wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff around here, but contrary to appearances, the fact that we’re now featuring a movie that was released more than half a decade ago, actually has nothing to do with temporal paradoxes. For once. All the Boys Love Mandy Lane was finished and made it’s film festival debut in back in 2006, …

When it comes to college party movies, we all know how they’ll go, right? There’ll be the geeky virgins who sneak into the party of the year, the quarterback who dates the hot lead cheerleader will be a douche, there will be a group of stoners up to some weird antics, everybody will be drinking beer out of red plastic …