It’s not like they could be any more miserable, AMIRITE? Ha! I slay myself! One of the highlight movies of last year despite the fact that it had choppier editing than Chop chop 4: The choppening as scored by Chopin. Still, Tom Hooper looks set to receive a few Oscars for his musical masterpiece, which will be hitting retail shelves …
You can’t keep a good zombie down, and that goes double for actors who enjoy a side of tax-dodging with their prison sentences. Wesley Snipes may have had an undisputed (trolololol) stint in the joint, but he’s back in action and most likely in need of a decent payday. And in Gallowwalkers, it looks like Snipes has been unchained to …
Despite what that funny gypsy lady down the road told me about that tall dark stranger I’ll soon meet (holding thumbs for Shaquille O’Neil!), nobody can really predict the future. However, when it comes to 2013 I think it’s safe to say that Barack Obama’s joint is getting blown the hell up, as we find not one, but two films …
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It seems like horror movies are finally drifting out of their torture porn and found footage state, and headed to more anthalogical waters. V/H/S did just that, securing enough of an audience to get the ball rolling on a sequel, while the upcoming ABCs of Death consists of an alphabetical smorgasboard of horror tales. The latest such film to use …
Gullermo Del Toro has been awfully chatty lately. Earlier this morning we brought you the plot details for his version of the classic ghost story, Crimson Peak, but we all know that what you guys really want to know about is giant robots punching massive lizard creatures in their monster faces. Well that’s exactly what you’re going to get with a …
Robocop! A walking tank of justice, ready to apply cutting edge science to your face if you dare to break a prime directive! But what if Robocop was more than just a lean mean, law-enforcing machine? What if he was actually…Jesus? Last Updated: February 19, 2013
I’ve got a confession to make. I absolutely freaking love certain South African films. Like Leon Schuster’s Panic Mechanic. Or the first Orkney Snorknie film. And hells yes, Poena is Koning. Films so bad, that they’re good. In fact, I haven’t found a single person who has yet to not crack a smile watching Poena. Omo boxes of brandy aside, …
A spooky European village. Properly scary castle mania. Vampires. Werewolves! The only thing more frightening, is a glimpse at your empty bank account when it comes to deciding whether or not you can grab Resident Evil Village this month. Capcom's successor to its long-running survival-horror franchise is finally out, and if you've read our review then you know the game is a winner on multiple levels.
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