Why no love for Microsoft’s console, where the game will shine on the most powerful hardware around in the form of the Xbox One X? Simple answer: The Wonderful 101’s original Wii U engine and the Xbox not so Wonderful one hardware are just too incompatible with each other.

Whether you’re pining for the good ol’ days of sim management madness or you’re new to the idea of simulated insanity in the workplace, Two Point Hospital clearly has the cure for whatever ails you.

When it comes to technology, chances are that whatever piece of technology you’re holding right now was made in the land of the rising dragon. Thanks to the massive manpower of their population, numerous factories within which to manufacture goods and a generally high level of quality, China is the world’s go-to destination for pumping out new gadgets to market. Even if they do use forced labour to do so.

If there’s two things that I love, it’s comic book characters decked out in their Galactus-smashing best and an endless quest to level up numbers with a satisfying ‘DING’ every time I grab a chunk of experience points from smashing stuff. Marvel Future Revolution is looking to the fresh scratching stick for that itch a few years after Marvel Heroes Omega was abandoned, combining RPG elements based on Netmarble’s Marvel Future Fight with a big upgrade.

On March 20, you’ve got to ask yourself: Are you a DOOM Eternal fan, or will you be paying Tom Nook a visit in Animal Crossing: New Horizons? Well in the words of Zoidberg: Why not both? If there is one thing that the DOOM and Animal Crossing communities have going for them currently, it’s the wholesome fan art featuring the Doom Slayer interacting with Isabelle.

We knew it was coming, but we didn’t know when. Now, publisher 505 Games and developer Kojima Productions have revealed that the PC version of erstwhile PlayStation 4 exclusive courier simulator Death Stranding be coming to PC by way Steam, the Epic Games Store, and physical retail on June 2 this year.

Warlords of New York takes you back to the original isle of Manhattan for a showdown with rogue agents who have carved out their own empire in the ruins of the big pineapple (for a standalone price that is). Across Civic Center, Battery Park, Two Bridges, and the Financial District, you’ll need to first update the game and prepare yourself for the aforementioned embiggening download.

This month’s biggest releases couldn’t be more diametrically opposed: On March 20 we have the bloody return of DOOM, while Nintendo takes to the field with the adorable Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Two polar opposites, who deserve all the love in the world for what they bring to the table. Beyond those two, here’s what you can expect for the rest of the month.