Everything’s a stress ball if you’re strong enough.

Top tip: If you want guaranteed flowers on Valentine’s Day, all you have to do is die.

Plumbers are red, hedgehogs are blue. Push start to join and be my player two.

Memory foam doesn’t remember us, it remembers itself without us.

When you clench your sphincter muscles to hold in a fart you're diverting all power to shields.

Scissors can cut water. Water just grows back really fast.

The fact there is a top hat implies there is a bottom hat as well.

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