There’s no such thing as a broken rock, there’s just new rocks.

Tell us which icon of the past you’d fling your credit card at if it looked shinier, played better and you weren’t afraid of the story deviating from what you originally experienced. And yes, the right answer is indeed Final Fantasy 8 Remake.

Since most men get an erection when they wake up, the planet is constantly doing a boner wave.

Closing your mouth is touching your face with your own face.

If money, time and space were no option, which actor in their prime would you grab and shove a script into their hands for your epic life story?

All of these cancelled festivals messed up by not booking The Cure.

Gaston is the winner of the No Belle Prize.

Children and tattoos aren’t so different. They’re both easily removed with lasers.