So sit back and relax to THE SOOTHING SOUND OF MY VOICE! In today’s episode, we’re making funny remarks about Pokémon's latest reveals, Vampire Too Damn Long Title 2 being delayed and Blizzard reaching for a made in China banhammer. Enjoy!

This must be Halloween, because we just spotted a zombie! Yes sir, In Other News is back from the dead…kind of. We’ve been toying with the idea of doing a daily video vlog of some sort, recapping the biggest news stories of the day, and what better way to do so than by reviving In Other News?

I’ve been selling cocaine lately. You could call it a blow job.

If you think about it, Dr Frankenstein is the world’s most successful bodybuilder.

To hell with C3PO. To robot hell with him.

And I’m back! Sorry for no round-up last week folks, but I was too busy riding down the Fury Road that is Midrand, on the way to Comic Con Africa. No worries though, because your regularly scheduled collection of links, memes and kudos is here!

I think I know why I’m so damaged now, after I decided to look back at those shows which my infant mind absorbed. You ever hear the old adage of gazing into the abyss and then seeing the darkness look back at you? If the abyss had a face, it would be Woofles from Pumpkin Patch, a fever dream giving polyester flesh and unleashed on children so that dark forces could harvest the screams of the innocent.

Just remember, your nipples will always be older than your teeth.