Well, this is entertaining. It was mentioned in yesterday’s ION, but it was too amusing to not write about. Privates, the game about going into a woman’s vagina/buttocks to shoot things (And Geoff’s GOTY) has been denied access to Microsoft’s Xbox Live Indie Channel due to its content. This is, naturally, completely unsurprising given you’re a condom-wearing marine shooting things …
It was bound to happen sooner or later; NPD has released market research for the first six months of 2010. Their findings have shown that digital downloads have sold more than physical copies of games from retail stores and online shops. Of course, their findings are based on market research conducted in America, but seeing as the USA is the …
The perpetually-sunglassed head of Microsoft’s Kinect sometimes says the strangest things. Previously, he compared playing Kinect motion-controlled games to playing Super Mario Bros; which if you have a warped mind is a train of thought that’s at least followable. The latest effluent to spew from his mouth is just inconceivable, with the scraggly waggleboss saying that thanks to Halo, “hardly …
Halo Reach has been selling like gangbusters across the planet and at the same time has been receiving fantastic reviews world wide. I personally am refusing to pick up a copy until the campaign matchmaking has been released. There is something about playing random campaign levels with random 13 year olds who want to do horrible things to your mother …
Somewhere in the craziness of the past week, I happened to have missed out on some news that made me feel about as emo as the new Dante looks. If you haven’t then heard by now (the headline is a giveaway, right?), Codemaster’s F1 2010 is not going to be released on September 24. Now I know you are all …
One of the biggest questions flying around in the local gaming community since E3 earlier this year, has been related to when we are going to be able to get our grubby paws on the new 250 GB version of the Xbox 360. In August, we already posted up that we had solid details of the release date of the …
So Microsoft, well Aaron Greenberg, came out earlier this year and said they expected to sell around 3 million Kinects over this silly season. Some people at the time scoffed at that calling Kinect little more than an Eyetoy. Now some respected analysts have come out and stated they also expect Microsoft to sell over 3 million copies and yet …
So the Move hit retail shelves across the planet last week and it’s still far to early for official figures but VGChartz have thankfully stepped up to the plate and using their extensive experience they have predicted/guessed/been told the following figures for the first few days that the Move has been on sale. So lets head around the planet and …
A spooky European village. Properly scary castle mania. Vampires. Werewolves! The only thing more frightening, is a glimpse at your empty bank account when it comes to deciding whether or not you can grab Resident Evil Village this month. Capcom's successor to its long-running survival-horror franchise is finally out, and if you've read our review then you know the game is a winner on multiple levels.
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