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The good, the bad and the ugly of the past week (18 August 2017)

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I used to not give a damn about the cold. During winter I’d wear a t-shirt – unperturbed and unaffected by the dropping temperatures around me. I’m either getting really old, or it’s just that this Winter’s been so mild, but I’m really struggling with today. There’s a nasty cold snap that’s made my nipples so hard they could cut glass.

Moving swiftly on.

Here’s what’s happened on Critical Hit Over the last week.

Best Stories

EVE: Valkyrie removes the VR requirement, letting everybody dogfight in space! Darryn’s favourite game ever Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, gets Xbox One backwards compatibility. Also, it looks like we may get the chance to get over Spectre, as Daniel Craig has officially confirmed he will return as James Bond. It also looks like Amazon’s managed the absolutely most perfect casting for its adaptation of Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s Good Omens. Also, Sonic is good again! Who’d ever believe that?

Worst Stories

Bad Boys Bod Boys, whatcha gonna do? Apparently nothing, ever again. Bad Boys 3 has now been completely removed from Sony’s calendar, which means that Martin’s Lawrence’s slide in to obscurity may not be staved off. It looks like Volition’s take on Crackdown hasn’t been a good one, as Critics stand  divided on Saint’s Row spinoff Agents of Mayhem.

Random Stories

A smart lock has bricked, forcing people to use outdated technology like keys. Meanwhile, the Xbox One X’s launch day game has been delayed (though that nay honestly be a good thing)

Reviews and Features

65kg down and more to go: A personal tale of weight loss
Uncharted: The Lost legacy review–A celebration of all that has come before
Razer Kraken Pro V2 review – A simple, great quality no-frills headset
Atomic Blonde review – Hard-hitting heroine, punchy music, but the convoluted plot lands a blow too
Matterfall review – a bullet-hell twin-stick platformer with some neat ideas
Nidhogg 2 Review – An addictive tug of war with swords
Piracy: The dark side of the rise in retro gaming

Header of the Week

By reader decree, the best header of the week comes from a story about self-healing mobile phones.


Comment of the Week

Sometimes the classics just work. Talking of broken smart locks, Ottokie used The IT Crowd’s favourite.

Bonus video content

Guardians of the Galaxy 3 leaked!

Puns are the best

Shrek Ragnarok – Thor Ragnarok Official Trailer Style

Weird Deadpool. Okay, weirder Deadpool

The views and opinions expressed in this article are those of the author(s) and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of Critical Hit as an organisation.

Last Updated: August 18, 2017


  1. Ottokie

    August 18, 2017 at 13:11

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 18, 2017 at 13:28

      Well he’s definitely turned on. Now… how do we turn him off.


      • HvR

        August 18, 2017 at 14:59

        Okay you bring the shock collar and defluffifier and I will bring the mince and craft beer and I will show you


  2. VampyreSquirrel

    August 18, 2017 at 13:13

    GG Otto… I guess


    • Ottokie

      August 18, 2017 at 13:13

      You guessed RIGHT!


      • VampyreSquirrel

        August 18, 2017 at 13:15



  3. Admiral Chief

    August 18, 2017 at 13:57

    OOOOOOH Geoff’s nipples!


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