God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Man creates a set of pinball tables based on said theme park dinosaurs which then proceed to gobble up all of his shiny balls in the process.

It’s official! We’re all headed back to Paradise City and buddy, there ain’t going to be no speed limits along the way. Having been teased for months and erroneously leaked ahead of the reveal by the Japanese, EA finally confirmed that Burnout Paradise Remastered is alive and headed towards the Xbox One and PlayStation 4 on March 16.

With a week left to go before we enter the final stretch of the first quarter of the year (GREGORIAN MATHS IS FUN), it’s time to look towards the future. Specifically, the future of which free games will be available via the ol’ Xbox Live Games With Gold service.

At the risk of encouraging a mob of PC fanatics to grab their nearest pitchforks and torches, I’d say console is the best platform by far for Diablo III. So imagine then, the thrill of Diablo III on the go. Take it with a devilish pinch of salt, but that’s the rumour via Neoseeker, whose unverified source claims that Blizzard is “looking to implement local play with multiple Switches, allowing you to team up for local co-op action”.

Out on May 22, Capcom is pulling a Pokémon and dropping two Mega Man Legacy Collections on players. They’ll both be out on the same day, as ports of the collections that have already hit the PC, PS4 and Xbox One ages ago.

While Kingdom Come: Deliverance claims that it has the best hardcore steel on steel sword-swinging action around, it’s also the kind of game that rewards you for taking the high ground and getting rid of foes with some well-placed archery. The only problem currently, is that notching an arrow and letting it fly isn’t exactly a user-friendly experience.

Had enough of the usual shinobi shenanigans and want to try something a little different in the village of Hidden Leaves? Well then buckle up buckaroo, because Bandai Namco is preparing to give Naruto fans a taste of the next game in the franchise, a little bit early. Featuring four on four team battles, Naruto to Boruto: Shinobi Striker tasks you with assembling an elite strike force to prevail through various challenges and trials. Challenges that’ll kick off with an open world beta from February 23 to February 25 on PS4.

Mouse and Keyboard support from Microsoft is still coming one day for the Xbox One. But don't expect that to mean the company will ban adapters currently in the wild.