…Wait. Oh. OH! Cheater Island. Dammit, I wish this story was about a Mediatonic black ops team kidnapping jerks and marooning them on an island filled with feline apex predators. You can run, but you can’t run far.

Which makes sense because it’s definitely going to take time to make a game look that gorgeous.

The game within a game that players must endure in Borderlands 2 is now a real thing you can order with actual money and if you’re a tabletop fan, why wouldn’t you?

Announced at PAX Online, Borderlands 3 will be ported over to PS5 and Xbox Series X, arriving some time in the holiday season.

Spoiler: It probably won't be cheap but dammit I need something to play next-gen Knack on.

There are still those who are willing to get up at the crack of dusk and boot up their console to find him for you. People who’ll risk digital life and limb to let you know if Xur is selling a treasure or rubbish. I just so happen to be one of those people. Maybe you’re stuck at work and can only log in later tonight. In that case: Where is Xur?

I can’t wait for Cyberpunk 2077. I think it’s easily going to be one of the best games of the year and at the same time I’m more than a little apprehensive for it. See, no matter how good the game turns out I have a suspicion that a decent chunk of people are going to absolutely hate it. Mostly …

A game based on a graphic novel that was based on video games in general feels like something the world could really use right now.