The first trailer for Captain America: Civil War has come out of nowhere. Naturally, we’ve geeked out completely and examined every single frame of it.

If you’ve got a fear of sausages or penis fly traps, the entire life cycle of the Xenomorph will leave you horrified and scarred. But conquer your fears, you must embrace them. That’s what Batman taught me. So naturally, this version of the Xenomorph is the perfect way to get over my dread of the deathly double-French kiss that Xenomorphs use to kill their prey.

There’s something appealing about the insect-like design process of the movie Transformers, that makes them more memorable to me. And it must have been an absolute nightmare to recreate that look, in a smaller replica scale form. ThreeA toys has their own Starscream on the way. Check him out.

You could be cool. So cool, that you won’t ever have to bother with a monthly armed response subscription, because you’ll have the freakin’ Batman guarding your home. That’s what NECA is teasing, as they’ve got a caped crusader that they’ll be rolling out next year March.

For many people, the 1984 T-800 is their Terminator. It’s just a pity that only so much of that Terminator is still intact. HASTA LA VISTA, BABY.

Mega blocks. Mega highways. Mega City One. Convulsing. Choking. Breaking under its own weight. Citizens in fear of the street. The gun. The gang. Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: the men and women of the Hall of Justice. Juries. Executioners. Judges. And on bitchin’ awesome motorcycles as well.

What are you buying your pals for Christmas this year? Books? DVDs? Knives? BOOOOOOORING! Real gifts need to be awesome. Real gifts need to show that you’ve put some thought into them. Real gifts need to be perfect organisms, devoted simply to survival. Perfection. And I have just the gift for any of you who happen to have watched any of the Alien movies one too many times.

Wandering adventurer, savage barbarian, the greatest swordswoman of the Hyborian Age...yep, sounds like Red Sonja to me!