Almost eight years have passed since Bethesda released the fifth game in the series, Skyrim, and it’s starting to sound like that wait is going to be excruciatingly long for chapter number six.

The creator managed a daring escape from his own rectum only to prove why he was trapped there in the first place.

Last month, rumour suggested that there’d be some new DLC for Borderlands 2 coming this month. The rumour suggested it would tie the events from Borderlands 2 with the impending sequel, giving us more insight into what happens to Sanctuary. It’s no longer a rumour.

It’s official! The latest chapter in Pokémon doesn’t just have a release date, but also a brand new peak at new pocket monsters, legendary mascots and details on the new Dynamax system that will see trainers duke it out with kaiju-sized Pokémon! Here’s a quick breakdown of all the new information that Nintendo just unveiled for Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield.

Soon you’ll be able to play a new Jumanji video game that nobody asked for that will have you and up to three co-op friends playing as the characters inside the videogame that the teenage characters in that movie get sucked into.

Clifftop Games’s point-and-click adventure flirts with big ideas, but comes off as a rather direct and self-contained detective yarn… and that’s quite all right.

Imagine you’re in a fantasy universe that has already fallen to dark forces. The apocalypse has come, given a once vibrant land a proper spanking with its armies of chaos and everybody is downright miserable. You’d think that kicking off a game with a band of misfits who are all nursing some serious trauma wouldn’t be the best way to introduce audiences to a dark new fantasy universe, but you’d be wrong. Trials of Fire is that game, and it’s a refreshing twist on the usual formula of knocking around dungeons and possibly encountering dragons.

There’s a Nintendo Direct dedicated to Pokémon Sword and Shield that’ll be broadcast later today, but like a typical millennial, I can’t wait that long dammit. Fortunately, not even the seaworthy SS. Nintendo is safe from leaks and it looks like that mighty vessel may have an insider poking holes in the hull and allowing some delicious spoiler cargo to be lost in an ocean of hungry fans.