Puns about your body are corny, but puns about your eyes are cornea.
Best stories of the day
Good news everyone! In fact, a lot of it! The Last of Us Part II continues to look amazing, Serious Sam 4 has a serious August release date, EA wants to see a lot of customisation in Command & Conquer by releasing the game source file to fans, Zack Snyder is making his dream Justice League movie at long last, Marvel’s video game boss would love to see a Daredevil game and it is now confirmed that Tencent will be taking care of System Shock and the best Captain in Starfleet is finally getting his own TV series. Phew!
Worst stories of the week
In a controversial decision, id Software decided to add intrusive anti-cheating software to DOOM Eternal and oh man the fans were not happy. G2A’s convoluted scheme to shift responsibility regarding the resale of stolen keys on their site backfired spectacularly, reports came in that Microsoft’s new Surface Duo may have a battery problem and I’m kind of bummed that Ruby Rose is leaving Batwoman.
There’s also America continuing to be a massive jealous jerk towards Huawei, and penguin fans (not the Batman comics chaps) were left sad that their favourite virtual hangout was being dealt the final deathblow thanks to perverts running rampant on Club Penguin Online.
WTF stories of the week
Oh EA, just let Anthem die already. Maybe the game can be saved, but the damage has been done. Also, do you fancy having Superman in your game of Total War: Warhammer? Good news on that front!
Header image of the week
Why don’t you take a seat?
Comment of the week
This week, Hammer gets the nod for not only going to the effort to accurately Onomatopoeia the sound of Christopher Nolan’s signature trailer sound, but to give it the proper Tenet treatment as well:
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Last Updated: May 22, 2020