For The Empire Strikes Back, Vader’s outfit was modified ever so slightly to allow for a more brutal warrior to emerge in his duel against Luke Skywalker on Bespin. A Darth Vader who has now been reborn in sixth-scale form that looks impressive. Most impressive.

Once one of the most popular comic book characters of all time, Wolverine’s been through the ringer and then some. Subjected to horrific experiments, murdered several times over and then getting back up for another fight and more beer, it’s a little bit confusing trying to figure out who the real Wolverine really is these days. Fear not, because we’ve got the cliff notes version below of who’s who in the mutant zoo.

Imagine a universe where the trinity of Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman were even more…wholesome. Because that’s the idea that’ll be present in the upcoming JLA/Young Animal: Milk Wars event. Overseen by Gerard Way, the brief event will consist of five one-shots that features the icons taking on RetCo, a corporation that spans across the multiverse and repackages realities to better suit the tastes of their audiences who are watching. RetCo does just that with the trinity of heroes, resulting in the most Americana of reimaginings: Superman is now Milkman-Man, Batman has become the oprhan-adopting padre known as Father Bruce and Wonder Woman has been reduced to the ideal American housewife straight out of the Stepford Wives. Horrifying stuff.

When it comes to Apple, Steve Jobs may be the patron saint of that company. The face of a brand that was in danger of collapse and eventually became a technological juggernaut, Steve Jobs was the brains behind the graphical user interface and Xerox can go eat a bag of iPod shuffles if they say anything otherwise. Art! Beauty! Tyranny! Man, Steve Jobs really was a creatively bankrupt dick when you think about it. Which is why he might just be the most perfect sixth-scale villain ever.

The Batman Who Laughs, written by James Tynion IV and illustrated by Riley Rossmo, may be the darkest of those knights. A caped crusader who was born from an age-old question: Why doesn’t Batman just kill the Joker?

After a week of teasing, prolific comic book writer Mark Millar finally unveiled plans to bring popular comic Kick-Ass back next year... but it will no longer be Dave Lizewski under that mask. Say hello to Patience Lee, a badass ex-military veteran mother of two who is looking to clean up her neighbourhood!

Ever since Valiant Entertainment returned, Ninjak has managed to emerge as their coolest character and property, the kind of hero that James Bond wants to be when he grows up. Ninja-K #1 cements that status, as it creates an ideal entry point for new readers to jump on and experience the super-spy ninja’s greatest challenge yet.

This is the story of two brothers, who were born into nothing and reaped an inheritance of anger… This is the story of Rampage – an imperfect reflection of Bloodshot’s potential, one enhanced by the very same nanite technology, but fueled by an inextinguishable furnace of hate… This is the story of the Valiant Universe’s most terrifying new villain, and a preview of the pain he has yet to inflict on an unsuspecting world…