If a pregnant woman went to space, would she be a mothership?
If a pregnant woman went to space, would she be a mothership?
Just remember, nobody owns an unused mirror.
Surgery: It’s what happens when your doctor stabs you to life.
Just remember, slaughter is technically 88.8% laughter.
Just remember, you can ruin the day of anyone by telling them that they blink weirdly.
The more I think about it, the more I realise that hot chilli peppers are like laxatives for your sinuses.
You might be shaking your fist right now, moaning that back in your day, there was no DLC. There were no season passes, games that needed hourly patches and services being delivered piecemeal to you on a weekly basis while you paid monthly for the privilege to play those games. No sir, you’d pop a cart into a machine, switch your console on, switch it off, take the cart back out, blow the dust off of it and then you’d play a game. Simple as that. No long-ass loading screens, just simple plug in and play gameplay. That’s how games of that age were the best. Bollocks.
Since Scooby Doo is always sneaking around looking for clues with the gang, he is by definition the original Snoop Dog.
A spooky European village. Properly scary castle mania. Vampires. Werewolves! The only thing more frightening, is a glimpse at your empty bank account when it comes to deciding whether or not you can grab Resident Evil Village this month. Capcom's successor to its long-running survival-horror franchise is finally out, and if you've read our review then you know the game is a winner on multiple levels.
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