The Critical Hit weekly wrap! Now with vitamins A, C, D and C again for maximum rock effect!
Best story
My favourite Ghostbusters game is getting a remaster, and naturally I’m so excited that I ended up sliming my pants. Trust me, you don’t need special goggles to see my ectoplasm. WINK WINK!
Worst story
I mean…uh…freedom of hand to gland combat? Yes that, definitely. This week’s story about a proposal to slap our local online space with a porn block definitely has me wrankled, because it’s yet another step towards an authoritarian space that reeks of fascistic undertones from a group of small-minded prudes who disguise their real intentions with talk about “protecting the children”. And also definitely not because I’m a massive pervert who likes visiting websites that rhyme with Corn Bub dot com.
That, and what the chuffing chuff did those chuffsters do to chuffing Batman on Gotham?
WTF story
Nothing really properly crazy happened over the last week in the gaming industry, although there is the current brouhaha regarding the Epic Games Store and their bungle of a sale. So in light of there being a lack of gaming news that had me doing a double-take, here’s something else: Ze Chermans, making me sit up and ask: Germany, what the fuck?
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Comment of the week
Congrats Trevor, you almost managed to murder me when I read this comment and choked on my afternoon tea, regarding the sneak peek at the upcoming Star Trek spin-off focused on second-best Starfleet captain, Jean Luc Picard:
Header image of the week
I didn’t technically make this, but I’ll never miss an opportunity to highlight best Top Gear’s ability to always have a good laugh via some old fashioned visual comedy.
Bonus DVD Content
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Last Updated: May 17, 2019
For the Emperor!
May 17, 2019 at 15:25
Pray tell, who is the best Star Fleet Captain?
Admiral Chief Flammenwerfer
May 17, 2019 at 15:25
Duh
Original Heretic
May 17, 2019 at 15:25
Never heard of him/her. What series was that?
Original Heretic
May 17, 2019 at 15:25
I’d prefer to know who has the best captain’s logs.
For the Emperor!
May 17, 2019 at 15:25
I am sure Sisko dropped the biggest “logs”. Kirk has logs most resembling Corn Bub.
Pariah
May 17, 2019 at 15:34
Is that popcorn in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
For the Emperor!
May 17, 2019 at 15:57
It is a mielie stronk
Original Heretic
May 17, 2019 at 15:34
It just always amazed what hey used them for. I mean, they wrote star dates on them!
Pariah
May 17, 2019 at 15:34
Those’ll be banned soon in this country. *wink wink*
Pariah
May 17, 2019 at 15:34
https://media.giphy.com/media/rVZEejvVWEbug/giphy.gif
For the Emperor!
May 17, 2019 at 15:34
Hahahaha!
The D
May 17, 2019 at 15:43
Captain Pike from Discovery season 2 of course.
Pariah
May 17, 2019 at 15:57
My man!
For the Emperor!
May 17, 2019 at 17:08
He was awesome, will give you that! He was probably the best and most fun part of the season for me 🙂
Fnuik
May 17, 2019 at 15:57
Biggest blunder of the day or was this an attempt to predict the future? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b1462faa47c7830b288f5c00a0d2028deff9f61d4b7fbc535bd7661a5a46711d.jpg
The D
May 17, 2019 at 15:57
Yeah, that’s a stuff-up on my part, and a lesson to always ALWAYS check your sources. I am super-happy that the Nature Boy is alive and well though.
Fnuik
May 17, 2019 at 16:08
Not a massive wraslin fan myself but do have fond memories of the old guy so was shocked when I saw it. Happy to see he is still amongst te living
Yondaime
May 17, 2019 at 15:57
I know i’m late to the party and this has nothing to do with the past week but Shazam was garbage…*runs away*
HvR
May 17, 2019 at 17:08
STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!
Remove Best Story
Remove all those shitty videos at the end for this
Guz
May 19, 2019 at 16:19
xD
https://youtu.be/xa2RJPrY2Og