For the price of a cup of coffee, you can own a story in your hand. A story that you can not only read, but gawk at as page after page contains the most delightful art available in the finest of narrative mediums on shelves today. This week’s selection of comic books is about as eclectic as things come: DC kicks off the Milk Wars with the Doom Patrol running into the Justice League, really really ol’ Jack Burton has something to say and Deadpool is the biggest bastard around.

Consistently entertaining and written in a manner that allows each new story arc to be the perfect point of entry for newcomers, Valiant’s line of super-spy ninjas, immortal warriors and rebellious psychokinetic teens are just begging for an adaptation in other forms of media. Well buckle up buckaroos, because the Valiant universe is about to expand into the big time.

Once the Dark Multiverse and its nightmares have been defeated in March, expect some big changes to Earth’s first line of defense as the Justice League reassembles to tackle new cosmic-level threats.

DC’s Doomsday Clock is a series focused on a mystery. Twelve issues of digging around the seedy underbelly of two universes, linked together by a god with unfathomable power who represents a more nihilistic approach to life. Caught between the machinations of Doctor Manhattan and a universe that was robbed of its most momentous years are the likes of Batman, …

After 1999, every movie was interested in bullet time. Every movie wanted Hong Kong’s hottest action choreographers to help frame a fight scene. Me? I just wanted to know Kung Fu and not get distracted by the woman in the red dress. Something that I hope this sixth-scale version of Neo can achieve. I man just look at him. Whoa.

In April, as the mystery of Stark’s disappearance will be solved when the original Iron Man returns to action in Invincible Iron Man #599.

It's going to be a long time before we ever see Superman back in action. Or you could just make your own Man of Steel sequel, with the latest sixth scale last son of Krypton from Hot Toys.

Surgical, vivid and never boring, the Ninja Files of Ninja-K #3 continues to impress.