A gangster named T-rex is the perfect small arms dealer.
Best stories of the week
Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is looking increasingly like good value for money now that Project Xcloud is being bundled into the service, while the worst Sonic the Hedgehog game is being resurrected as a surprisingly kickass fan remake! If you’re a fan of charity and video games, Summer Games Done Quick is looking dope and even though they’re pricy, I kind of want a Microsoft Surface tablet. Best news of the week though? Cats in longboats. That’s it, that’s the winner right there.
Worst stories of the week
You’re going to have to wait a little bit longer to go beyond light in Destiny 2, while I sense witchcraft behind the cancellation of Netflix’s superb Sabrina series. Worst news of the lot though? Nestle, cancelling all the chocolates that people actually, including the best of the bunch, Chocolate Log.
WTF story of the week
I think we all know who the king of WTF was this week: Devolver Digital, for that frankly magnificent press conference that got incredibly meta.
Header image of the week
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Comment of the week
This week we’re headed back to Twitter, as reenOrb left this banger of a Eulogy for Chocolate Log:
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Last Updated: July 17, 2020
Hammersteyn
July 17, 2020 at 14:44
Surely that’s clowns to the right and jokers to the left.
Also, don’t call me Shirley
*Runs far, very far away
The D
July 17, 2020 at 14:56
I’m still technically right according to my viewpoint!
Hammersteyn
July 17, 2020 at 14:56
Must admit, you caught me out with that header. Job well done.
justlikemo
July 17, 2020 at 14:56
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justlikemo
July 17, 2020 at 14:56
bwa haha you gave me the ugly!
Krabby Paddy
July 17, 2020 at 15:05
D sorry but along with the bad & ugly is having a Friday debate that reminds the financially challenged that they won’t be able to afford a new console. 😉
The D
July 17, 2020 at 15:13
Wait until you see the prices for PC2.
Krabby Paddy
July 17, 2020 at 15:56
But it will be like 30-50% faster!!! Totally justified! Or in my case 200% 😛 Besides, isn’t it the PC 7 coming out? I lose track.