A toaster is actually a bread dehydrator.

This edition of Critical Hit’s Friday Debate is proudly sponsored by the lowest common denominator.

If you named your child Death you would always have a Death in the family.

There’s no such thing as a broken rock, there’s just new rocks.

Tell us which icon of the past you’d fling your credit card at if it looked shinier, played better and you weren’t afraid of the story deviating from what you originally experienced. And yes, the right answer is indeed Final Fantasy 8 Remake.

Since most men get an erection when they wake up, the planet is constantly doing a boner wave.

Closing your mouth is touching your face with your own face.

PETA’s latest stunt is a walkthrough that can be safely tossed into the bin where it belongs. There’s nothing wrong with being vegan, but even the staunchest believer in a meat-free life would probably order a T-Bone steak before following these “tips”. According to PETA, pretty much every activity available in Animal Crossing: New Horizons is verboten.