Ice water is ice drowning in its own blood.

What's the best software from your particular timeline? Any gems you'd care to share? Sound off below and let's remember how much we hated that damn clown in Encarta's Mind Maze game.

Everyone in Las Vegas is technically a Vegan.

A gangster named T-rex is the perfect small arms dealer.

Just remember: During cremation, there’s a point where the body is perfectly cooked.

Staples are aggressive paperclips.

Blinking is the space bar for your eyes.

There is no meal finer than a pizza. Forged by Hephastus himself many centuries ago, Italy’s greatest contribution to the world was a dish that stood the test of time. Baked dough, tomato sauce and a heaping dollop of cheese, all fused into one almighty creation that could defy the heavens with its unrestrained flavour and constant evolution. Show me …