Everyone in Las Vegas is technically a Vegan.
Best stories of the week
I’m leaving all the Comic-Con at home content until next week, but it has been a rad couple of days so far! The Xbox Showcase had some fantastic games, the US Army is retreating from the Twitch battlefield after being lambasted for being a shady recruitment front and Rocket League is going free to play. Lastly, Batman’s getting a new batsuit and I really really dig the brave new design.
Worst stories of the week
HOO BOY! Between Ubisoft being absolutely awful this week, there was also news of ALL THE MOVIES being delayed, the great Twitter hack of 2020 was just a front for a Bitcoin heist and KFC’s new bio-printed nuggets are going to be bad news for my stomach.
WTF stories of the week
Megan Fox vs terrorists and lions. That’s the story right there, unseating (heh) Logitech entering the gaming chair market with a R30K office chair. What a crazy world we live in. As an extra, please behold this realistic Ace Ventura toy which is just pure nightmare fuel. ALRIIIIIIIGHTY THEN!
Header image of the week
Dammit Disney, you pipped Sucker Punch on the idea of making a Three Musketeers game.
Comment of the week
This week’s giver of guffaws is Morne Nell, who revealed where the best Destiny 2 recipes really are:
I am sure the nicer recipes can be bought from Tess Everis.
Critical Hit Original Recipe Content
Hot Toys’ newest line of figures include Cable, Wonder Woman 1984 and Zombie Iron Man
Rock of Ages 3 Review – The great terrain robbery
Ooblets Review– Oobviously a good time
Warrior Nun review: A confession-worthy guilty pleasure
Here’s a look at Prophecy, the game Sucker Punch almost made instead of Ghost of Tsushima
Five small touches that makes Ghost of Tsushima feel that little bit more special
Ghost of Tsushima – How to get the secret Sly Cooper trophy
Ghost of Tsushima – Where to find the Tadayori armour and become the best archer in the land
Ghost of Tsushima – Where to find all Shinto shrines and how to complete them
Ghost of Tsushima – The Spirit of Yarikawa’s Vengeance quest mythic quest guide
Bonus DVD features
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Last Updated: July 24, 2020
PoisonedBelial
July 24, 2020 at 14:48
I would totally (chair)ish being able to afford that Logitech seat.
Morne Nell
July 27, 2020 at 13:32
Comment of the week, I just knew my days with destiny will eventually pay off